Video Game Controls

  • WASD keys to move
  • Click mouse left & right buttons on enemies
  • I key is inventory


At the beginning of the game, you can add points to build the following stats:

  • Estrogen: Increases Trash talk damage
  • Strength: Increases damage without weapons (also acts like a base damage when there’s a sword present)
  • Testosterone: Increases player’s health (max health = 100 + current estrogen level)


  • Shirt: decreases enemy damage by 20%
  • Sword: Increases player’s damage by 10 – 30 damage + base damage from strength stat
  • Beer: Heals 100HP