You already know this. That’s why you’re buying it.
All year, we had to hear every virgin “WHERE’S MY USE CASE?” loser whine about meme coins, while the studs of DOGE and SAFEMOON became millionaires.
Go read what all these stuck-up crypto nerds wrote about DOGE before March 2021. All of them claimed it was IMPOSSIBLE for Doge to pass $0.10 this year. All of ‘em!
“iT’s oLd TecHNOlogy!”…”IT’s jUsT a MEME!”…”tHe mAth CLEARly ShoWS ThaT the CIRCULATING SUPPLY iS tOO BiG!”…”STOP FUCKING MY MOM!”
If you listened to any of these dorks because they wear glasses and act like they’re smart, CONGRATS: You’re still a loser, and you missed out on some HUGE GAINS (and maybe you missed out on fucking their moms). Good luck at the strip club with your roll of quarters.
We’re a fucking fraternity of long-time crypto investors, token developers, and nymphomaniacs who love making money, driving the fastest cars, motorboating the jiggliest titties, and banging milfs and college students. Sometimes all at the same time.
We know there are billions of other Chads out there who also enjoy what’s best in life, and are man enough to take this bull run by the horns and ride it into a fortune. We’re here to build a community of the baddest motherfuckers in crypto.
We spent the last year laughing while virgin beta cucks who call themselves experts convinced gullible fucks that they could predict what the market would do about meme tokens, just because they wear glasses and know some math. Meanwhile, the market told them to go fuck themselves and high fived Doge and SafeMoon while gangbanging every expert’s mom.
We’ve created the greatest meme token that ever existed. The bull run is galloping at full stride.
Come join the brotherhood and make some fucking money.
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Frequently Fucking Asked Questions
So that you can finally fuck your wife and her boyfriend won’t be able to.
Although the nerd doctors we talked to weren’t able to tell us “YES”, we can confirm that no current LARGE bag Hodlr of $CHAD has a tiny dick
You must be that bitch who listened to the “experts” when they told you DOGE would never hit $0.25 or that Memecoins aren’t worth anything. Go look at the charts…. I’ll wait….
All up multiple times what they cost at the beginning of the year. If you’re not investing here, have fun with your tiny profits and being a virgin.
First of all, take that tampon out of your vagina. second of all, summon all of your courage, it’s ok, I didn’t think you had much anyway, and punch that asshole in the face.
And thirdly, grab his paycheck like that mean kid did with your lunch money in fifth grade and buy the fuck into $CHAD before we moon.
Fuck if I know. Maybe a hooker, maybe a Lambo, maybe some plastic surgery to get that tiny dick of yours enlarged?
I’m buying your mother for at least one night a week and enough drugs and whores to kill a small island nation.
I will keep my massive profits. You will keep your massive profits and we don’t have to pretend like we’re doing this for any other made up reason. Sound good?
You mean beside making a fuck-ton of money and finally feeling like a man for once in your life?
I’ll tell you what, if you can explain to me what DOGE’s use case was, up until being able to buy shitty Mavericks basketball tickets recently, I’ll give you an answer.
Sure. I’ll sell you a picture of your wife’s tits when the Market Cap reaches 500million.
You already know who we are. Just ask your mom who fucks her every night. Shit, her neighbors could probably tell you our names.
Other than that, crypto is all about anonymity and privacy, asshole. I don’t need my 500 bastard children hitting me up for child support payments.